My baby’s definitely a chip off the old block,
Today she did something that turned back my clock,

It was an excuse I have often used,
To escape chores, classes I have oft misused,

So when her ma’am called for me,
One look at her and through her sham I could see,

But she was adamant,
So I obliged hoping to avoid any aberrant,

But the girl that she is,
She had to spill the beans,
With that wry smile she confessed,
The restroom was just so that for therapy she was not pressed