Bumped into a fren this morn,
She said something that had my heart torn,
No no don’t get me wrong here,
She is my good friend dear,

So she said as lightly as she could,
She said I’ve become chubby dude,

And my face flushed a deep red,
All the running around not holding me in good stead,

My cheeks still all round and plump,
The first thing she noticed as into each other we did bump,

But what more can you expect?
When fried stuff I love to gorge unchecked