I believe everyone needs at least one vice,
You can’t always be nice,

You need something to release the pressure,
Something to calm you and reassure,

It could simply be a yell,
That from your system the stress dispel,
Or a long puff,
When the day’s been rough,
Some like to take a sip,
On life to get a grip,
Some even resort to beetle nut,
To pull them out of the rut,

I think it’s all okay,
If a bit of vice can make you gay,
Well, what do you say?