It’s the rarest of the rare,
Am at the salon colouring my hair,
It’s the rarest of the rare,
I have the time and day to spare,
It’s the rarest of the rare,
It’s me that I have the time to care,
It’s the rarest of the rare,
I get to indulge in some vanity fare,
It’s the rarest of the rare,
To think of myself I dare,
But it’s NOT the rarest of the rare,
That some tempers I always manage to flare