I wonder why they call you the money plant,
It I plead long and enough will you be so kind as to grant,

My long time wish which is not quite the norm,
And yes it’s not even in the money form,

But you would agree that time Is money,
And it’s been over five years honey,

I want you to grant the time that is lost,
And the several millions that it cost,

Several millions in all the experience,
Of growing, learning and of prurience,

I want you to grant oh money plant,
Her precious childhood which is so clamant…